I need some good first date questions

[Edwardo Piet]

'Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?'

'Do you cheat at Scrabble?'

'How did you pay for your gender reassignment surgery?'

'If Charles Lindbergh were alive today would you punch him in the face?'

'I collect human kneecaps. Does that bother you?'

Boru

Don't forget:

"I'm a descendant of Benito Mussolini, you know. What fascist dictator are you a descendant of and is it Hitler or are you not that fortunate?"

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When the time comes, do you prefer I stab you or use pepper spray?

How about a good old fashioned kick in the knackers?

Or should I perhaps bash you to death with my Big Black Rabbit?