The Coffee Questionaire

[Alex K]

If you don't drink coffee, ignore all the questions below.

1. Do you make your coffee at home (skip to #5) or does a barista make it for you (go on to #2)?
(if you occasionally order a coffee from a barista, go on to #2)
(if neither applies or you also drink coffee at work from the breakroom, go on to #10)

2. What do you usually order from the barista? Describe in detail what's in the drink, whether it's a hot or cold coffee, size of the drink, milk & sugar, etc.

Plain black

3. Do you drink it there and then order another from the barista or do you drink it on the go?

Mostly to go during work days

4. Add any other pertinent details about your coffee drinking habits involving baristas who make it for you.
(if you also drink coffee at home, go on to #5)

5. What brand of coffee do you normally buy?

Lavazza Espresso or some organic fair trade brand

6. How many cups (how big are these cups) of coffee do you normally consume on an average day?

too damn many

7. What do you add to your coffee?

I drink three different types of coffee. For breakfast at home, milk foam with espresso poured into it and sugar sprinkled on top. Breakfast at a café, plain black. After dinner, Espresso with sugar.

8. Do you drink water during or after your coffee?

almost always

9. Will you not drink coffee past a particular time?
(if you also drink coffee at work, go on to #10)

After dinner only when at a restaurant or festive occasion

10. Do you know the brand of the coffee in the work breakroom?

I think it's some fair trade brand. Buncha hippies!

11. How many cups (how big are the cups) of coffee do you normally consume on an average work day?

Two big coffee paper cup equivalents

12. What do you add to your coffee?

see above

13. Do you drink water during or after your coffee?
14. Will you not drink coffee past a particular time during your work day?

Usually not after work

15. Add anything else you feel is worth mentioning in relation to the consumption of coffee. (for example, how long have you been drinking coffee, do you make coffee at home and drink it on the go, how much do you pay for a cup of coffee from the barista, does drinking coffee get your bowels moving, etc?)

Fun facts: Coffee is the number one consumed beverage in the world, breast milk is at number ten.

We had a ritual during my German senior year where we'd have two hours off every monday afternoon and would go to a friend's to make ridiculously strong coffee and smoke a cigar. We would then return for German and Latin lessons basically high.