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Coffee has been banned......

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Coffee has been banned......
Foxaèr Offline Donators
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#1
Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 12:09 pm
The last coffee bean has been burned and the last coffee bean plant has been destroyed.

There will never be any more coffee.

What do you do?
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RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 12:10 pm
vivarin
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#3
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 12:18 pm
I would run screaming!

I could give up alcohol without a lot of trouble, but coffee?? ..... never!
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RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 12:21 pm
Perish.
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RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 12:23 pm
Actually I very rarely drink coffee, tea mostly. Wouldn't miss coffee . . .
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#6
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 12:24 pm
Sell my blood. I'd make a fortune.
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#7
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 12:29 pm
Break out my chemistry set.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 12:31 pm
Chicory

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicory
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#9
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 12:37 pm
I’d probably sleep a lot more.
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#10
RE: Coffee has been banned......
May 28, 2018 at 12:42 pm
It would get ugly.  Fast.

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