The Coffee Questionaire

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There are no baristas where I live. Nearest Starbucks is 60 miles away. If I venture into one I order a Venti -the darkest roast. Black. I am not very sociable so I usually take it to go.

I drip brew at home. 2-3 cups in the morning. Black. Yes. It makes me poop. My motto is "Coffee! Who needs fiber!" It also makes me pee.

I brew my coffee strong. More grind and less water than normal people use. I have devised a method to get the most out of the bean. When the drip brew is about 1/3 done I turn it off. Let the bean sit wet for 10-15 minutes then restart the brewer. Try it.

I drink 1 or 2 cups in the morning at work. Maybe 1 in the early afternoon.  I don't drink coffee in the evening.

I prefer dark roasts - French or Italian. I love espresso and at one time owned an espresso maker. Might get one again. I think I am going to buy a french press next. In the winter we lose power every few years. Need a handy way to make a brew without electricity.

I have been drinking coffee since I was six years old. My parents let me drink it if I added milk and sugar and put it on ice. Somehow hot coffee was bad for kids.

I am addicted to coffee. I drink it every day. The news lately has been reporting that coffee has great health benefits. The benefits are not achieved unless you drink 5-6 cups a day. I don't care if they find this to be fake news. It is now part of my religion. I am taking it to my grave.

I have a cup of coffee tattooed on my back.