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I need some good first date questions
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RE: I need some good first date questions
September 30, 2017 at 2:50 pm (This post was last modified: September 30, 2017 at 3:38 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(September 29, 2017 at 8:12 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I believe a woman should put the fear of god into a male on the first date. This is the kind of stuff I teach my daughters. 

Hand the man a bottle of skin lotion. Ask : "Would you please rub this on your skin?"

If he hesitates, yell: "It rubs it on it's skin!!!"

This works best if you carry a little dog with you.

And always make sure you're dragging a hose behind you.

Hide it behind you.

If he sees it... say "Shut up. It's my hose... alright?"

When he fails to put the lotion on... threaten him with the hose. Of course. And follow the script to the T. And also turn into a bloke and wear a dress made of dead people's skin. If you can. Try not to have your cover blown by evidence given by a cannibal in a nuthouse.
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I need some good first date questions

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I need some good first date questions - by Seraphina - September 28, 2017 at 11:17 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by vorlon13 - September 28, 2017 at 11:35 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Seraphina - September 28, 2017 at 11:43 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by paulpablo - September 28, 2017 at 11:38 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Minimalist - September 28, 2017 at 11:58 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Seraphina - September 29, 2017 at 12:12 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by paulpablo - September 28, 2017 at 11:59 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by energizer bunny - September 29, 2017 at 12:58 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by vorlon13 - September 29, 2017 at 1:06 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Pat Mustard - September 29, 2017 at 2:10 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by LastPoet - September 29, 2017 at 3:14 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 11:59 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 6:17 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by ignoramus - September 29, 2017 at 6:20 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by I_am_not_mafia - September 29, 2017 at 6:26 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by chimp3 - September 29, 2017 at 7:34 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Brian37 - September 29, 2017 at 7:49 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by paulpablo - September 29, 2017 at 8:01 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Brian37 - September 29, 2017 at 8:47 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by ignoramus - September 29, 2017 at 8:30 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by paulpablo - September 29, 2017 at 9:32 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Brian37 - September 29, 2017 at 12:16 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by rexbeccarox - September 29, 2017 at 4:59 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Silver - September 29, 2017 at 5:01 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by rexbeccarox - September 29, 2017 at 6:11 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by brewer - September 29, 2017 at 9:33 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 9:47 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Crossless2.0 - September 29, 2017 at 9:52 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by energizer bunny - September 29, 2017 at 2:21 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Thumpalumpacus - September 29, 2017 at 3:16 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Alex K - September 29, 2017 at 5:06 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Seraphina - September 29, 2017 at 8:39 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 5:27 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Silver - September 29, 2017 at 5:28 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 5:29 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Silver - September 29, 2017 at 5:30 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 5:36 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Silver - September 29, 2017 at 5:38 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 5:39 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Silver - September 29, 2017 at 5:40 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Alex K - September 29, 2017 at 5:39 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 5:41 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Silver - September 29, 2017 at 5:45 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 5:48 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Silver - September 29, 2017 at 5:49 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 5:52 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Silver - September 29, 2017 at 5:53 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 5:54 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Silver - September 29, 2017 at 5:56 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 6:02 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Silver - September 29, 2017 at 6:05 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Alex K - September 29, 2017 at 6:07 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 29, 2017 at 6:23 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by The Valkyrie - September 29, 2017 at 8:02 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by chimp3 - September 29, 2017 at 8:12 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 30, 2017 at 2:50 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by brewer - September 29, 2017 at 9:35 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Seraphina - September 29, 2017 at 9:37 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by ignoramus - September 29, 2017 at 11:21 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Seraphina - September 30, 2017 at 1:18 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by brewer - September 30, 2017 at 10:11 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by downbeatplumb - September 30, 2017 at 11:18 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Mr.wizard - September 30, 2017 at 11:38 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Thumpalumpacus - September 30, 2017 at 6:38 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by brewer - September 30, 2017 at 1:04 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Seraphina - September 30, 2017 at 1:08 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by brewer - September 30, 2017 at 2:09 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Seraphina - September 30, 2017 at 6:03 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by brewer - September 30, 2017 at 8:01 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Edwardo Piet - September 30, 2017 at 8:09 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by brewer - October 1, 2017 at 7:25 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Whateverist - September 30, 2017 at 8:06 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Whateverist - September 30, 2017 at 3:32 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Brian37 - September 30, 2017 at 6:50 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Jackalope - September 30, 2017 at 7:22 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by brewer - October 4, 2017 at 9:27 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Seraphina - October 4, 2017 at 9:32 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Astonished - October 4, 2017 at 11:45 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by brewer - October 5, 2017 at 7:00 am
RE: I need some good first date questions - by ignoramus - October 4, 2017 at 9:37 pm
RE: I need some good first date questions - by Seraphina - October 4, 2017 at 9:59 pm

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