A promiscuous sort was dear Laurie,
(Yes, this is that kind of story).
She did it with Joe,
And Larry and Moe,
And Curly and Howard and Morrie.
And Johnny and Richard and Pritchard and Kerry,
And Lonnie and Horace and Boris and Barry,
And Donald and Harold,
And Ronald and Gerald,
And Tommy and Dicky and Harry.
And Peter and Paul and Teddy and Todd,
And Matthew and Mark and Simon and Rod,
And Brucie and Mark,
And Bobby and Clark,
And she still isn't finish, by god!
And David and Dennis and Huey and Ken,
And Dewey and Louie and David again,
And Willie and Ben,
And David again,
And again and again and again.
And Danny and Manny and Garry and Fred,
And Mackie and Jackie and Dougie and Ned,
And Harvey and Len,
Then David (again),
Then - hold on just a second - she's dead!
Boru
(Yes, this is that kind of story).
She did it with Joe,
And Larry and Moe,
And Curly and Howard and Morrie.
And Johnny and Richard and Pritchard and Kerry,
And Lonnie and Horace and Boris and Barry,
And Donald and Harold,
And Ronald and Gerald,
And Tommy and Dicky and Harry.
And Peter and Paul and Teddy and Todd,
And Matthew and Mark and Simon and Rod,
And Brucie and Mark,
And Bobby and Clark,
And she still isn't finish, by god!
And David and Dennis and Huey and Ken,
And Dewey and Louie and David again,
And Willie and Ben,
And David again,
And again and again and again.
And Danny and Manny and Garry and Fred,
And Mackie and Jackie and Dougie and Ned,
And Harvey and Len,
Then David (again),
Then - hold on just a second - she's dead!
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax