RE: Halloween candy you pass out, and candy you like to recieve
October 6, 2017 at 3:43 pm
(This post was last modified: October 6, 2017 at 3:50 pm by Brian37.)
Call me a big fuddy duddy, but I hate handing out candy. Fortunately for me my neighborhood doesn't have tons of kids. I don't hate kids, I can remember myself wanting to trick or treat when I was a kid. I simply am old now and that is it.
I am putting my trash can in front of my porch steps as a sign, "Don't bother".
I doubt I'd get invited to an adult Halloween party at a bar, or house but that, I'd consider if offered. I don't hate kids, but I do know what I was like as a kid, and I simply don't want to open the door every two seconds and say "isn't that cute". No, the fact that my parents had sex and made me is not cute.
I am happy that you love your kids folks, I really am. My mom was proud of the costumes she made for me. I do get it, but no, they are your kids, not mine. If I am going to celebrate Halloween, I want to do it as an adult with only adults where the kids are at home being baby sat.
And another thing, hard candy that looks like it could be carbon dated to the Jurassic period, just NO and even if I did like handing candy out, when I was a kid, and you handed me that old shit because you were too fucking lazy to buy something fresh, well FUCK YOU.
I may not like handing candy out to kids, but having been a kid trick or treating, please don't be cruel and hand a kid something that looks and tastes like it sat in a doctors office for a billion years.
I am putting my trash can in front of my porch steps as a sign, "Don't bother".
I doubt I'd get invited to an adult Halloween party at a bar, or house but that, I'd consider if offered. I don't hate kids, but I do know what I was like as a kid, and I simply don't want to open the door every two seconds and say "isn't that cute". No, the fact that my parents had sex and made me is not cute.
I am happy that you love your kids folks, I really am. My mom was proud of the costumes she made for me. I do get it, but no, they are your kids, not mine. If I am going to celebrate Halloween, I want to do it as an adult with only adults where the kids are at home being baby sat.
And another thing, hard candy that looks like it could be carbon dated to the Jurassic period, just NO and even if I did like handing candy out, when I was a kid, and you handed me that old shit because you were too fucking lazy to buy something fresh, well FUCK YOU.
I may not like handing candy out to kids, but having been a kid trick or treating, please don't be cruel and hand a kid something that looks and tastes like it sat in a doctors office for a billion years.
