A woman goes to a doctor and says "I think I have an infection on my back."
"Well, take off your shirt and turn around and let's see what's happening," the doctor replies.
She does so and he hems and haws for a moment before saying: "You have some terrible scratches on your back. How did you get them?"
She says sheepishly, "I think it is from having sex doggy-style."
The doc says "I can give you an antibiotic for the infection but I think you should try another position for a while."
She says: "I can't. It's the only position the doggy knows."
"Well, take off your shirt and turn around and let's see what's happening," the doctor replies.
She does so and he hems and haws for a moment before saying: "You have some terrible scratches on your back. How did you get them?"
She says sheepishly, "I think it is from having sex doggy-style."
The doc says "I can give you an antibiotic for the infection but I think you should try another position for a while."
She says: "I can't. It's the only position the doggy knows."