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What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?

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RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?

October 9, 2017 at 7:51 am

How is facing your partner while thrusting supposed to take the fun out of sex?

Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 7:21 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Chad32 - October 9, 2017 at 7:51 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 8:05 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by brewer - October 9, 2017 at 8:09 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Chad32 - October 9, 2017 at 8:10 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Edwardo Piet - October 9, 2017 at 8:18 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 8:30 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by downbeatplumb - October 9, 2017 at 8:37 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 8:43 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by downbeatplumb - October 9, 2017 at 9:09 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 9:53 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Fireball - October 9, 2017 at 5:13 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 6:51 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Edwardo Piet - October 9, 2017 at 1:37 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 2:09 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Edwardo Piet - October 9, 2017 at 3:15 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 3:28 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by paulpablo - October 9, 2017 at 4:20 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 4:29 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Catholic_Lady - October 9, 2017 at 3:47 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by paulpablo - October 9, 2017 at 3:23 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by vorlon13 - October 9, 2017 at 12:45 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 12:53 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Silver - October 9, 2017 at 12:56 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by paulpablo - October 9, 2017 at 2:33 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 3:11 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by vorlon13 - October 9, 2017 at 2:38 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Catholic_Lady - October 9, 2017 at 2:51 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Joods - October 9, 2017 at 3:26 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by vorlon13 - October 9, 2017 at 3:45 pm

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