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What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?

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What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?
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RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?
October 9, 2017 at 8:05 am (This post was last modified: October 9, 2017 at 8:05 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(October 9, 2017 at 7:51 am)Chad32 Wrote: How is facing your partner while thrusting supposed to take the fun out of sex?

See? That's the point. It was supposed to take the fun out of sex, based on the experiences of tight-ass missionary couples. Sex, according to them, was solely for reproduction. 

But we're adaptable. It's still my least favorite position. My favorite is the one where the man sits cross-legged and the lady sits with her legs around him. (I can never remember the name for that one.)
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RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 8:05 am

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