What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?

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What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?

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RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?

October 9, 2017 at 8:37 am

(October 9, 2017 at 8:30 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 9, 2017 at 8:18 am)Hammy Wrote: I wouldn't give a shit. It's my least favorite position.

I prefer doggystyle, wheelbarrow, cowgirl and 69 all to missionary.

I met a gal in Miami who prefered reverse cowgirl. Took me a while to figure out that she was watching herself in the mirror.

Well that's ok.

You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.

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What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 7:21 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Chad32 - October 9, 2017 at 7:51 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 8:05 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by brewer - October 9, 2017 at 8:09 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Chad32 - October 9, 2017 at 8:10 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Edwardo Piet - October 9, 2017 at 8:18 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 8:30 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by downbeatplumb - October 9, 2017 at 8:37 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 8:43 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by downbeatplumb - October 9, 2017 at 9:09 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 9:53 am

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Fireball - October 9, 2017 at 5:13 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 6:51 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Edwardo Piet - October 9, 2017 at 1:37 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 2:09 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Edwardo Piet - October 9, 2017 at 3:15 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 3:28 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by paulpablo - October 9, 2017 at 4:20 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 4:29 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Catholic_Lady - October 9, 2017 at 3:47 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by paulpablo - October 9, 2017 at 3:23 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by vorlon13 - October 9, 2017 at 12:45 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 12:53 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Silver - October 9, 2017 at 12:56 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by paulpablo - October 9, 2017 at 2:33 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2017 at 3:11 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by vorlon13 - October 9, 2017 at 2:38 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Catholic_Lady - October 9, 2017 at 2:51 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Joods - October 9, 2017 at 3:26 pm

RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by vorlon13 - October 9, 2017 at 3:45 pm

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