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What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?

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What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?
Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?
October 9, 2017 at 3:15 pm (This post was last modified: October 9, 2017 at 3:17 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(October 9, 2017 at 2:09 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 9, 2017 at 1:37 pm)Hammy Wrote: Fuck that's hot. I want her babies. Women who turn themselves on turn me on.
There's a Pacific islands myth of a woman who stood on reefs and lured men to their deaths. One guy managed to get around behind her and found that she was hollow, a shell of a woman. Missy was like that. The Soul Sucker would go past her like she wasn't there.

I don't get it. What do you mean hollow and a shell of a woman? What is a soul sucker? What soul? Wha?

Okay your last message wasn't as hot. More confusing.

The reef stuff was interesting though. And worth it with the right woman Tongue
(October 9, 2017 at 2:51 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Um what?

Oh. Vorlie was saying that it just occured to him that the reason his past boyfriend liked frottage may have been because it's in a similar position to missionary with a woman and his past boyfirend had previously been with a woman. And he said "ick" because he doesn't like thinking about man on woman sex because he's only into dudes.

Did my Vorlie translation work?
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RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by Edwardo Piet - October 9, 2017 at 3:15 pm

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