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What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?

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What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?
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RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?
October 9, 2017 at 3:23 pm
(October 9, 2017 at 8:30 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 9, 2017 at 8:18 am)Hammy Wrote: I wouldn't give a shit. It's my least favorite position.

I prefer doggystyle, wheelbarrow, cowgirl and 69 all to missionary.

I met a gal in Miami who prefered reverse cowgirl. Took me a while to figure out that she was watching herself in the mirror.  Dodgy

It’s one of my favourite tricks to place a large mirror at a good angle before the action starts. Probably better not go into detail cos it’s not area 69.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by paulpablo - October 9, 2017 at 3:23 pm

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