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What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?
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RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?
(October 9, 2017 at 3:28 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 9, 2017 at 3:15 pm)Hammy Wrote: I don't get it. What do you mean hollow and a shell of a woman? What is a soul sucker? What soul? Wha?

Okay your last message wasn't as hot. More confusing.

The reef stuff was interesting though. And worth it with the right woman Tongue

The woman was an illusion, an evil spirit was drawing men to their deaths. And a soul sucker is a creature who sucks the soul out of people. Leaves them an empty shell, "nobody home". 

I think you wouldn't have lasted long in the mythical South Pacific.

(October 9, 2017 at 3:23 pm)paulpablo Wrote: It’s one of my favourite tricks to place a large mirror at a good angle before the action starts. Probably better not go into detail cos it’s not area 69.

I set up a mirror for a lady who wanted to do some safe exhibitionism. She appeared to be facing a window and doing "fun things". The mirror actually reflected her from a position not in front of the window. Made her feel safe and naughty at the same time. The two frat boys across the street had been trying to peep in our windows for weeks. So, for the blow-off I pretended to cut her throat. Stage blood. They called the cops, and then had to explain that they were watching a naked woman pleasure herself in our apartment. The cops cited them both for violations of privacy.

This is among the top posts I’ve ever kudosed on this forum, I hope this story is true.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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RE: What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed? - by paulpablo - October 9, 2017 at 4:20 pm

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