What Would You Do If Missionary Position Failed?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The woman was an illusion, an evil spirit was drawing men to their deaths. And a soul sucker is a creature who sucks the soul out of people. Leaves them an empty shell, "nobody home". 

I think you wouldn't have lasted long in the mythical South Pacific.

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I set up a mirror for a lady who wanted to do some safe exhibitionism. She appeared to be facing a window and doing "fun things". The mirror actually reflected her from a position not in front of the window. Made her feel safe and naughty at the same time. The two frat boys across the street had been trying to peep in our windows for weeks. So, for the blow-off I pretended to cut her throat. Stage blood. They called the cops, and then had to explain that they were watching a naked woman pleasure herself in our apartment. The cops cited them both for violations of privacy.

This is among the top posts I’ve ever kudosed on this forum, I hope this story is true.

Oh, it's true. She was quite the actress.