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The True Tale of How Jesus Christ Got His Name

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The True Tale of How Jesus Christ Got His Name
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RE: The True Tale of How Jesus Christ Got His Name
October 15, 2017 at 3:58 pm (This post was last modified: October 15, 2017 at 3:58 pm by vorlon13.)
Still think God missed an opportunity to form Jesus of the dust of the ground and imbue him with His mighty nostrils His essence of being as Himself and as His son and as His undefined relationship with the Holy Ghost.

Why muck about with a vagina and placenta and cervical mucus and amniotic fluid and Joseph eventually depositing his second rate spooj in a sacred flower pot ?
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: The True Tale of How Jesus Christ Got His Name - by vorlon13 - October 15, 2017 at 3:58 pm

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