Bible reading

[drfuzzy]

I hear the Apostle's Creed every week.

So why are you whining about lack of a clear paragraph, and lack of agreement?

And why do you hear it every week? Are you like 14 or something?

I'm 58.  I make extra money playing the organ.  
The whole Bible lacks a clear paragraph.  It's all open to interpretation.  Even the parts that people might think are clear - if you read them literally, that is.  
The Catholics claim that the Apostle's Creed is not - but I know priests who laugh about parts of it.  I laugh at all of it, since there is no god.