I will be gone for a few days

[Succubus]

...As I said, I predict the pentecostal one to be boring (unless something umplanned and intersting happens, which I doubt). 
What rules: 

• don't drink, not even with measure, not even at special occasions
  
• don't go to parties, unless is strictly necesarry
  
• don't have too much fun at the few parties you're allowed to attend...
  

Hmm, I'd be tempted to sneak a few rats in, a shoulder bag or suchlike and let them out under one of those cascading table cloths. The panic and the screams will be joy to behold.