The combination of how mixed up and confused MK's thought patterns are + the fact that he's clearly a massive homophobe leads me to believe the following is true:
Any man who is willing to beat up a gay man in front of MK will get MK's personal thanks in the form of a BJ.
Any man who is willing to beat up a gay man in front of MK will get MK's personal thanks in the form of a BJ.