How do atheists see Jesus' parables?

[drfuzzy]

I comprehend perfectly, you like to fantasize about your fantasy. 

What's it like living in a world of make believe?

 Couldn't tell you because unlike atheist I do not live in the make believe time of millions to billions of years. No you do not comprehend or you wouldn't have given the answer you did in your last post.

GC

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Yep, that the standard answer from every preechur.  An atheist claims to have been made to memorize Bible verses every day from the age of 5 until leaving for college.  The preechur immediately screeches that this person HAS to be lying.  And that they're reading it the wrong way.  "It works for MEEE!!!!  God talks to MEEEEE!!!!!"  Well sure, if that's your mindset, that's what you are going to believe.  And the idea that someone could have been completely immersed in the Bible for 40 years and then wake up is freaking threatening, isn't it?  There is something desperately WRONG with this person!!!!   (ha!)

 I'm not a preacher. You said you had the entire Bible memorized and of coarse you read it wrong because you show you do not understand the scriptures. My mind set, why wouldn't it be, He promises those who ask out of a sincere heart. You mean you were 40 years old when you graduated from high school and you want me to believe you memorized the entire Bible. If it took you that long to get out of high school I would agree there's something desperately wrong.

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I graduated from high school at 17, like most people.  After that I earned a Bachelor's Degree, two Master's Degrees, and a Doctorate.  All during that time I was doing my own research on various subjects, including Comparative Religion.  Due to the biblical brainwashing I endured as a child, though, it took me until I was 40 to realize that it was all bullshit.  After your answer, I completely believe that YOU didn't graduate from high school until you were 40.  This explains most of your posts.