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Still a Christian - ask me questions/tell me about yourselves
RE: Still a Christian - ask me questions/tell me about yourselves
(October 25, 2017 at 3:27 pm)Cyberman Wrote:
(October 24, 2017 at 3:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I have two nuns and a priest held hostage.

What should I demand as the ransom?

Don't ransom them. Breed them and start your own line in farm fresh babies. Battery ones, obviously. All that consecrated meat will be perfect for satanic atheist babycues.

Please deliver them by c-section. The thought of nun vag kid squirtin might put me off my food.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Still a Christian - ask me questions/tell me about yourselves - by brewer - October 25, 2017 at 10:20 pm

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