Paddy goes home from work with the flu.
Comes back in 3 days with a big smile on his face.
Mick says to Paddy,“why are you so happy, you were very sick?”.
Paddy says,” Well, I found out my wife really loves me!”
Mick says, “Why’s that?"
Paddy replies,“Well, every time the milkman or the mailman came around she would enthusiastically rush to the door & shout "My husbands home, my husbands home!”
Comes back in 3 days with a big smile on his face.
Mick says to Paddy,“why are you so happy, you were very sick?”.
Paddy says,” Well, I found out my wife really loves me!”
Mick says, “Why’s that?"
Paddy replies,“Well, every time the milkman or the mailman came around she would enthusiastically rush to the door & shout "My husbands home, my husbands home!”
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.