God or Satan. Who is the better role model?

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I don't know the specifics, since I didn't start this post. However, I do know that God killed many people in a flood, and he killed barbarians who worshipped a specific golden cow, and he had some people cut into small pieces... But since they were sinners, I guess those 2,000,000 don't count.

EDIT: I just remembered, he killed many 'Moslems' as well. And some 'whores' (slaves) were sliced into small pieces and mailed to "all the corners of the land". And don't forget Sodom and Gomorrah. But they were all sinners... So clearly they don't count?

DoubleEDIT: Huh, I guess sex before marriage is still a sin even if it's rape. I guess all the rape victims are going to Hell too...