** Pretending both fictional characters were once real **
Who really knows what Satan was like. Maybe he wasn't such a bad guy. Maybe he didn't do shit and just got a bad wrap from the almighty jealous asshole triplet-man. I mean realistically, the one thing you could at least count on is that you knew what you were gettin with old Beelzebub.
Shit, you choose the other guy for your hero and you might be killing off your own family the next damn day.
Oh yeah, Satan - hands down! Plus, Lucifer wasn't omni-present, so even if old Lou was a dick to hang out with, there's pretty good odds you'd never even have to deal with the fuckin guy.
Who really knows what Satan was like. Maybe he wasn't such a bad guy. Maybe he didn't do shit and just got a bad wrap from the almighty jealous asshole triplet-man. I mean realistically, the one thing you could at least count on is that you knew what you were gettin with old Beelzebub.
Shit, you choose the other guy for your hero and you might be killing off your own family the next damn day.
Oh yeah, Satan - hands down! Plus, Lucifer wasn't omni-present, so even if old Lou was a dick to hang out with, there's pretty good odds you'd never even have to deal with the fuckin guy.