I've put me trousies on via all the methods mentioned here - standing, sitting, one leg, both legs, etc. I'm desperate for something new. Here's my plan:
1. Without wearing them, thread my belt through the loops.
2. Hang the back of the belt over a conveniently-placed doorknob.
2a. Double check to make sure that the BACK of the trousies are against the door, and the fly part is facing into the room.
3. Retreat as far as possible to the opposite side of the room, clearing potential obstructions along the way.
4. When in position, turn and face me trousies in a stern, no-nonsense manner.
5. Get a running start.
6. With my typical keen eye for velocity and distance, leap into the air at the most opportune moment.
7. Perform a series of quite frankly astonishing aerial acrobatics and come to rest with my legs properly placed inside the trousers.
I'll let you all know how this works out.
Boru
1. Without wearing them, thread my belt through the loops.
2. Hang the back of the belt over a conveniently-placed doorknob.
2a. Double check to make sure that the BACK of the trousies are against the door, and the fly part is facing into the room.
3. Retreat as far as possible to the opposite side of the room, clearing potential obstructions along the way.
4. When in position, turn and face me trousies in a stern, no-nonsense manner.
5. Get a running start.
6. With my typical keen eye for velocity and distance, leap into the air at the most opportune moment.
7. Perform a series of quite frankly astonishing aerial acrobatics and come to rest with my legs properly placed inside the trousers.
I'll let you all know how this works out.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
