joke time

[Fireball]

I had a letter about a blood test once that said I was type A, but it was a typo.

And this is why we should be allowed to shoot patients.

Does the needling never end?!?

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I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of bourbon and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank it all before I cycled home.
It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.