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Lets talk about your pants
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RE: Lets talk about your pants
(November 2, 2017 at 10:38 pm)Losty Wrote: I bet you have nice pockets

I'm glad that I have pockets, as women's pants are notorious for having really stupid shallow ones or none at all.

If I'm wearing the jeans, odds are good that there's drywall screws in one pocket, a receipt from Home Depot and a crumpled-up shopping list in another, and a nugget of neutron-star density paper representing something that accidentally went through the wash.

(At a band concert, though, instead of bits and pieces of paper I usually have a digital tuner, a reed case, a mouthpiece cap and my car keys arranged into various pocketses.)
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Lets talk about your pants - by brewer - November 1, 2017 at 12:03 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Foxaèr - November 1, 2017 at 12:06 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Minimalist - November 1, 2017 at 12:08 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by pocaracas - November 1, 2017 at 12:31 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Joods - November 1, 2017 at 12:44 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by brewer - November 1, 2017 at 12:54 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Fireball - November 1, 2017 at 1:20 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by vorlon13 - November 1, 2017 at 1:20 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by The Grand Nudger - November 1, 2017 at 2:19 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by vorlon13 - November 1, 2017 at 2:30 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 1, 2017 at 3:23 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Cyberman - November 1, 2017 at 3:27 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by brewer - November 1, 2017 at 4:02 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Jackalope - November 1, 2017 at 4:06 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by vorlon13 - November 1, 2017 at 3:27 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by The Industrial Atheist - November 1, 2017 at 3:39 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Fireball - November 1, 2017 at 3:45 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by The Industrial Atheist - November 1, 2017 at 3:53 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 1, 2017 at 4:39 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by The Industrial Atheist - November 2, 2017 at 5:08 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 2, 2017 at 6:38 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Cyberman - November 1, 2017 at 3:52 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 1, 2017 at 5:40 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Jackalope - November 1, 2017 at 3:55 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by JackRussell - November 1, 2017 at 3:57 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Cyberman - November 1, 2017 at 3:59 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by paulpablo - November 1, 2017 at 4:06 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Cyberman - November 1, 2017 at 4:07 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Jackalope - November 1, 2017 at 4:43 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Cyberman - November 1, 2017 at 4:47 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Cyberman - November 1, 2017 at 6:41 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Little lunch - November 1, 2017 at 7:21 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Edwardo Piet - November 1, 2017 at 11:55 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by vorlon13 - November 2, 2017 at 12:01 am
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Rev. Rye - November 2, 2017 at 12:05 am
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 2, 2017 at 8:57 am
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Fireball - November 2, 2017 at 5:45 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by LadyForCamus - November 2, 2017 at 9:17 am
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Edwardo Piet - November 3, 2017 at 1:01 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Losty - November 2, 2017 at 6:00 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Cyberman - November 2, 2017 at 6:19 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by brewer - November 2, 2017 at 6:39 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Losty - November 2, 2017 at 8:52 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by brewer - November 2, 2017 at 8:55 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Losty - November 2, 2017 at 10:24 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by brewer - November 3, 2017 at 6:28 am
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Cyberman - November 3, 2017 at 7:54 am
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Cyberman - November 3, 2017 at 7:55 am
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by The Valkyrie - November 2, 2017 at 10:22 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 2, 2017 at 6:04 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 3, 2017 at 7:06 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Cyberman - November 2, 2017 at 6:40 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by emjay - November 2, 2017 at 6:46 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by pocaracas - November 2, 2017 at 7:09 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by emjay - November 2, 2017 at 7:26 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Fireball - November 2, 2017 at 7:28 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by emjay - November 2, 2017 at 7:33 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by The Valkyrie - November 2, 2017 at 6:59 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Astreja - November 2, 2017 at 10:30 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Losty - November 2, 2017 at 10:38 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Astreja - November 2, 2017 at 10:44 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Losty - November 2, 2017 at 10:58 pm
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by ignoramus - November 3, 2017 at 4:54 am
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by pocaracas - November 3, 2017 at 6:16 am
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by ignoramus - November 3, 2017 at 6:28 am
RE: Lets talk about your pants - by Whateverist - November 3, 2017 at 6:32 am

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