Phrases and idioms that trigger you.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I'm normally (in RL, at least) a pretty polite, well mannered individual.  Phrases that 'trigger' me into telling people how stupid they sound include:

'My horoscope says...'  (Does it say, 'If you take horoscopes seriously, you're an idiot'?)

'I know what you're going through.'  (No, you really fucking don't.)

'It is what it is.'  (Get back to me when you've learned the definition of 'semantic content'.)

'You know what you need to do?'  (Yes.  I just checked my List Of Things To Do Today and 'Listen to a waterhead like you' wasn't on it.)

'Well, that's MY opinion!' (And a mind-shatteringly uninformed one at that.  Well done.)

'My therapist could help you with that.'  (If you're an example of your therapist's work, I'd sooner shit in my hands and clap that go to him.)


Boru