Phrases and idioms that trigger you.

[Fireball]

When I say something and the other person says, 'No, you don't get to say that', and I say, 'But I just fucking did!'
When someone says, 'none of your business' and I say, 'but I just made it my fucking business!'
When you look in someone's direction and they say, 'what are you looking at!' and I say, 'that's what I'm trying to figure out!'

FTFY