(November 6, 2017 at 2:05 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote:(November 6, 2017 at 11:52 am)Cyberman Wrote: No, I mean I literally, physically screwed the arse off the erstwhile virgin Mary. She was quite the little mover, once she got the hang of it.
Mary was great with child, Luke put it. She was pretty damn good before, as well.
I've no idea what you're banging on about.
Don't trust the stories of the gospel with 100% certainty.
I don't take the stories of the gospels for toilet paper. I don't need to, I was actually there. I know firsthand how ridiculous the stories are. She even let me take pictures, if you want to see them. You first have to believe, though, or you probably won't see anything.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
