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Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
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RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
LOL, Neo being Neo.  

It's an eay chopice between an asshole christian and a nice atheist.  It;s also an easy choice between an asshole atheist and a nice christian, there;s no choice to make between a nice atheist and a nice christian - toss a fuckin coin, who cares......but where it get's really fun........

-is the choice between an asshole atheist and an asshole christian.  

With an asshole atheist neighbor...at least I won't have to worry about stinkeyes and chic tracts turning up everywhere when he notices my slut daughter coming home too late in those godless miniskirts that make him feel unholy in his downtheres.

Now will I.
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RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Cod - November 10, 2017 at 6:13 pm
RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by The Grand Nudger - November 10, 2017 at 3:41 pm
RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Cod - November 10, 2017 at 4:05 pm

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