Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor

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Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor

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RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor

November 10, 2017 at 3:41 pm (This post was last modified: November 10, 2017 at 3:42 pm by The Grand Nudger.)

LOL, Neo being Neo.

It's an eay chopice between an asshole christian and a nice atheist. It;s also an easy choice between an asshole atheist and a nice christian, there;s no choice to make between a nice atheist and a nice christian - toss a fuckin coin, who cares......but where it get's really fun........

-is the choice between an asshole atheist and an asshole christian.

With an asshole atheist neighbor...at least I won't have to worry about stinkeyes and chic tracts turning up everywhere when he notices my slut daughter coming home too late in those godless miniskirts that make him feel unholy in his downtheres.

Now will I.

I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!

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Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Rhondazvous - November 10, 2017 at 11:44 am

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Abaddon_ire - November 10, 2017 at 12:00 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Rhondazvous - November 10, 2017 at 12:46 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Catholic_Lady - November 10, 2017 at 12:51 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by RoadRunner79 - November 10, 2017 at 1:26 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Minimalist - November 10, 2017 at 1:29 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Brian37 - November 10, 2017 at 1:47 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Minimalist - November 10, 2017 at 4:09 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by MysticKnight - November 10, 2017 at 1:33 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by downbeatplumb - November 10, 2017 at 2:58 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Neo-Scholastic - November 10, 2017 at 2:22 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Aegon - November 10, 2017 at 3:16 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Kernel Sohcahtoa - November 10, 2017 at 3:43 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Neo-Scholastic - November 10, 2017 at 3:57 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Abaddon_ire - November 10, 2017 at 4:09 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Catholic_Lady - November 10, 2017 at 3:37 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Aegon - November 10, 2017 at 3:48 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Catholic_Lady - November 10, 2017 at 4:32 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Aegon - November 10, 2017 at 5:17 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Catholic_Lady - November 10, 2017 at 5:19 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Cod - November 10, 2017 at 6:13 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by The Grand Nudger - November 10, 2017 at 3:41 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by Cod - November 10, 2017 at 4:05 pm

RE: Theists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor - by vorlon13 - November 10, 2017 at 6:44 pm

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