White Guy Self-Identifies as Filipino Woman

[A Theist]

I think your self identified Filipino girlfriend needs a shave. Her five o'clock shadow's showing.

Hate to tell you this...but my wife, would most likely brutalize you in ways that make you feel like a helpless filipino girl....so there's that.  I'm not one for dainty women..and even less so for dainty men........

If she grew a beard, I'd make fun of yours by reference to hers.  It's really just a matter of time..isn't it, she's awfully polish, after all.  If I ever fucked a guy, he would have been more masculine than yourself just as any woman I've ever fucked has been.

Moron.  I bet you self identify as a real boy™ too.

Lol. Whoa there, Kemosabe! I didn't mean to upset you. You're pretty defensive over your new bearded girlfriend.

Pardon me if I don't lose sleep or break a sweat worrying about what your wife may probably try to do. Hate to break it to you...but firstly, your wife wouldn't make it past my Hatfield wife....and there's that. Secondly, When your wife finds out about your new not so dainty self identified Filipino girlfriend with the five o'clock shadow, you're the one she'll probably brutalize. 

If you go for the bearded lady types, knock yourself out. I won't worry about mine growing one. She's English and Scotch/Irish. So, compare away. The guy in the article looks pretty masculine for a self identified Filipino girl. Right up your alley, then, five o'clock shadow and all if you go for those masculine bearded lady kinds.

Retard. You're the one who's got the hard on for those beardy masculine and self identified Filipino girl types.