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BMW to build self driving motorcycle
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BMW to build self driving motorcycle
https://www.theverge.com/2018/9/12/17847...motorcycle


Seriously? What' s the point? You need a machine to do what's obvious? Want to make a motorcycle safer? 

Leave it in the garage.

For their next trick BMW will build a robot that will have sex for you.

Not with you.

For you.

Safer Sex in the 21st Century.


Doh
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#2
RE: BMW to build self driving motorcycle
I still want a Lawmaster bike.


With all the accessories...
Dying to live, living to die.
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#3
RE: BMW to build self driving motorcycle
I'm more of a Captain America (1969 Peter Fonda version) kinda guy.

Can I get it with the Triumph 1500 engine instead of the Harley panhead?
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#4
RE: BMW to build self driving motorcycle
Jaysus - everyone’s bike-urious.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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RE: BMW to build self driving motorcycle
(July 8, 2021 at 6:42 am)onlinebiker Wrote: I'm more of a Captain America (1969 Peter Fonda version) kinda guy.

Can I get it with the Triumph 1500 engine instead of the Harley panhead?

Who can turn down a bike with mounted twin machine guns, rockets, turbo boost, and stealth mode?
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: BMW to build self driving motorcycle
(July 8, 2021 at 7:05 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 8, 2021 at 6:42 am)onlinebiker Wrote: I'm more of a Captain America (1969 Peter Fonda version) kinda guy.

Can I get it with the Triumph 1500 engine instead of the Harley panhead?

Who can turn down a bike with mounted twin machine guns, rockets, turbo boost, and stealth mode?

But this looks good even parked. ...

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RE: BMW to build self driving motorcycle
(July 8, 2021 at 8:45 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(July 8, 2021 at 7:05 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Who can turn down a bike with mounted twin machine guns, rockets, turbo boost, and stealth mode?

But this looks good even parked. ...

[Image: ap928573805483_wide-5b9efd0b76be9be677ee...0-c15.webp]

The only thing wrong with that bike is the seat, the tank, the handlebars, the light, the front wheel (including the front assembly), and the paint job.

Other than that...

Tongue
Dying to live, living to die.
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#8
RE: BMW to build self driving motorcycle
I'm waiting for an Elio. At my age I need three wheels.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




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#9
RE: BMW to build self driving motorcycle
Most humans can't drive, lots of them are lame fucks, this could be a win-win for the species.

Reimagine Skynet as Bavarian Motor Works and terminators as sex addicted flawed machines. "I'll be back" is now "I'll come again"

Imagine Model F U N U 2 unloading that big gun all over Sarah Conner's pretty face, BMW could even corner the porn market.

Your vision seems stunted, technology, technology, technology!
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RE: BMW to build self driving motorcycle
I can't defend self driving bikes but as an aside I often seen people bashing self driving cars, damn lazy people can't drive, and what not.

This is highly personal to me because I'm legally blind, can't drive and likely never will. and the independence I'll gain when self diving cars become available and trusted enough that I will be allowed to use one, will be a glorious day indeed.

if you can drive you honestly have no idea what a blessing you have. to be able to just go somewhere any time you want.

I say bring on the self driving cars already! the self driving motorcycles, well yeah that's kind of weird. LOL
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