Satanic Bible vs Christian Bible

[drfuzzy]

LOL.   Jeebus Crisps was an asshole.  Buh-bye.  I'd happily sell my soul to Satan right now, but souls don't exist, Satan doesn't exist, and neither does Heeber Jeebers.

Hard to understand all your mumble mouth, spit out the wad of gum and speak plainly.

GC

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Jesus just had a lucky break, if JTB had kept hold of his head it could have been a very different story. I'm in the camp of Nescafe.

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No your in Satan's camp a very dangerous place to be. If you had ever cared to read the NT with understanding of any kind you would have known that John the Baptist was a servant for God, His whole mission was to announce that Christ had arrived. Just amazes me how people think they can argue the scriptures when they do not even know them, you must have fun pretending to be a biblical scholar.

GC

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OK.  Jesus Christ was an asshole.  He died 2000 years ago and no longer exists.  Satan does not exist.  God does not exist.  And until you can provide definitive proof of God's existence, then all you are doing wasting your time here is peddling ignorant lies and feeling superior because the Tooth Fairy is going to take YOU to heaven and fry all of us evil unbelievers forever.  Enjoy wanking off to your little tiny fantasies.