How to Make God Laugh
November 22, 2017 at 11:25 pm
(This post was last modified: November 22, 2017 at 11:26 pm by Haipule.)
Making God laugh is difficult but, not impossible. God may already know your punchline but, the angles with him do not. If you can make those angels laugh, you can make God laugh, because laughter is infectious. I suggest reverse phycology.
"God!" "I bet You CAN'T buy me that winning lottery ticket!" Oh yeah...You can try but, I don't think You can do it!" "I'll bet You $20 bucks You can't do it!"
"If I win the $200,000,000, I am a man of my word and I will put $20 bucks in the offering plate on Sunday" "If I don't win, then You owe me $20 bucks!"
Then I, pulling $40 dollars out of my wallet say, "That's right, last week we went double or nothing!"
"God!" "I bet You CAN'T buy me that winning lottery ticket!" Oh yeah...You can try but, I don't think You can do it!" "I'll bet You $20 bucks You can't do it!"
"If I win the $200,000,000, I am a man of my word and I will put $20 bucks in the offering plate on Sunday" "If I don't win, then You owe me $20 bucks!"
Then I, pulling $40 dollars out of my wallet say, "That's right, last week we went double or nothing!"
