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Why atheists make fun of you christians
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Why atheists make fun of you christians
September 30, 2015 at 1:06 am (This post was last modified: September 30, 2015 at 1:07 am by dyresand.)
[Image: 150116-ben-carson-compares-founding-fathers-to-isis.jpg]
^This guy is plainly a moron the founding fathers wanted to break free  
from the rule under England and colonize what was soon to be America. Isis is just 
killing people and destroying shit because god and land. 
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^my response to this picture above
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^deep down you know have doubts about the bible  and how some of this stuff makes no logical sense...
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^Because you need a book to dictate your fucking morals... what a shame....
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^Because you haven't put two and two together  and figured  it out yet like the rest of us on this  forum. 

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^why don't you start being more like that christian not jesus is pointing too. Because you know
its a step in the right direction to stop pissing atheists off and treat  us kindly because you know (see image below)
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Now lets get the root why we make fun of you christians... some of you belong in young earth creation, flat earth (showed a video why it would be  impossible), and a global flood etc... now for one moment... if  any of that were true.. it would be common knowledge would it not. But why is it that when evidence in reality shows up you have to deny deny and keep on denying it. This image below sums it up pretty well...
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RE: Why atheists make fun of you christians
September 30, 2015 at 1:21 am
He is a douche.  But then you have to be in order to run for the republicunt nomination in the first place.
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RE: Why atheists make fun of you christians
September 30, 2015 at 1:23 am
(September 30, 2015 at 1:21 am)Minimalist Wrote: He is a douche.  But then you have to be in order to run for the republicunt nomination in the first place.

I know it's just when i hear his named mentioned.. or even see him on tv i feel like....
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RE: Why atheists make fun of you christians
September 30, 2015 at 1:56 am
Some of what you posted is relevant and intriguing, dyres, but please don't claim to speak for me.
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RE: Why atheists make fun of you christians
September 30, 2015 at 4:07 am (This post was last modified: September 30, 2015 at 4:09 am by robvalue.)
You'd think Christian would mean "living like Christ". Let's see how that works out.

Number 1: Give all your money to the poor.

Anyone still left? Do I even need to continue?

So I guess Christian does not mean living like Christ Smile So my assumption would be wrong.
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RE: Why atheists make fun of you christians
September 30, 2015 at 4:20 am (This post was last modified: September 30, 2015 at 4:54 am by ApeNotKillApe.)
(September 30, 2015 at 4:07 am)robvalue Wrote: You'd think Christian would mean "living like Christ". Let's see how that works out.

Number 1: Give all your money to the poor.

And if everyone behaved like Christ, there would be no monetary system and 'give to the poor' would be a meaningless proposal.
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RE: Why atheists make fun of you christians
September 30, 2015 at 4:46 am
Of course, it really is a never-ending thing. If you give ALL your money to the poor, then the poor become rich and the rich become poor and then the formerly poor (now rich) have to give all of their money to the formerly rich (now poor), but the newly poor would immediately receive all of their money back from the newly rich and around and around and around.

You'd think that Christians would be so busy cycling their cash back and forth, they'd never find the time to burn heretics and homosexuals.

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RE: Why atheists make fun of you christians
September 30, 2015 at 5:15 am
Personally - I make fun of christians mainly because they keep insisting, that I'm not supposed to. F***tards would save themselves a lot of ridicule if they only pulled the sticks out of their a**es and developed a sense of humor.

That's not going to happen though, because humor requires a level of intelligence, as well as not being scared sh*tless of an all-knowing, omnipresent, invisible tyrant.
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RE: Why atheists make fun of you christians
September 30, 2015 at 5:29 am (This post was last modified: September 30, 2015 at 5:34 am by robvalue.)
The problem is that the teachings of Christ were mainly aimed at a very short term, with the understanding that normal life as they knew it would end in their lifetime. (Well that's the story anyway, whether or not any of it actually happened is another matter.) Clearly Jesus' idea was completely wrong, and his way of life is just nonsensical even for a good person, in the long term.

You could extract whatever virtues his story presents without having to join a cult around him.

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RE: Why atheists make fun of you christians
September 30, 2015 at 8:59 am
(September 30, 2015 at 1:56 am)rexbeccarox Wrote: Some of what you posted is relevant and intriguing, dyres, but please don't claim to speak for me.

Heh sorry
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