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How to Make God Laugh

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How to Make God Laugh
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RE: How to Make God Laugh
November 22, 2017 at 11:45 pm
God knows everything.
So I'll make a deal.
I'll ask a question if he can't answer I get a million bucks.
He'll ask me a question if I can't answer I'll give him 100 bucks.
My question will be "what animal has 6 legs going up a staircase and 5 legs coming down?"
God will think and think and think and there's no way he can find a answer.
He'll finally give up and give me my million.
He'll be like, "So what's the answer then?"
I'll reach into my pocket and hand him my 100 bucks 😜
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How to Make God Laugh

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How to Make God Laugh - by Haipule - November 22, 2017 at 11:25 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by LadyForCamus - November 22, 2017 at 11:29 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 30, 2017 at 4:30 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Fake Messiah - November 30, 2017 at 5:07 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 30, 2017 at 5:09 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Succubus - November 22, 2017 at 11:39 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Drich - November 30, 2017 at 10:53 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Whateverist - December 6, 2017 at 11:35 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Drich - December 7, 2017 at 11:58 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by drfuzzy - December 7, 2017 at 12:04 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by vorlon13 - November 22, 2017 at 11:39 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by LadyForCamus - November 22, 2017 at 11:42 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Rev. Rye - November 23, 2017 at 2:17 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by ErGingerbreadMandude - November 22, 2017 at 11:45 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by vulcanlogician - November 23, 2017 at 12:04 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Minimalist - November 23, 2017 at 1:59 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Mr.Obvious - November 23, 2017 at 2:59 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by vulcanlogician - November 23, 2017 at 1:29 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Mr.Obvious - November 23, 2017 at 3:17 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by LadyForCamus - December 7, 2017 at 12:03 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Drich - December 7, 2017 at 12:10 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by LadyForCamus - December 7, 2017 at 6:51 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Haipule - December 7, 2017 at 7:13 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Succubus - December 7, 2017 at 9:51 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Haipule - December 7, 2017 at 11:17 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Succubus - December 8, 2017 at 1:06 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Haipule - December 8, 2017 at 2:18 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by emjay - December 9, 2017 at 8:12 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Drich - December 11, 2017 at 5:30 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Haipule - December 11, 2017 at 6:38 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Succubus - November 22, 2017 at 11:50 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Whateverist - November 23, 2017 at 12:04 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Haipule - November 23, 2017 at 2:45 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Wyrd of Gawd - November 30, 2017 at 3:19 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Aoi Magi - November 30, 2017 at 3:34 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by The Grand Nudger - November 30, 2017 at 11:18 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Amarok - December 5, 2017 at 11:57 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Nay_Sayer - December 6, 2017 at 12:02 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Haipule - December 6, 2017 at 12:48 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Nay_Sayer - December 6, 2017 at 12:50 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Haipule - December 6, 2017 at 1:05 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Nay_Sayer - December 6, 2017 at 11:30 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by drfuzzy - December 7, 2017 at 1:33 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Haipule - December 7, 2017 at 2:15 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Patrick33 - December 7, 2017 at 9:59 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by downbeatplumb - December 7, 2017 at 2:02 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Whateverist - December 7, 2017 at 3:28 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Haipule - December 7, 2017 at 4:05 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Wyrd of Gawd - December 7, 2017 at 5:08 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by The Grand Nudger - December 7, 2017 at 10:28 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Patrick33 - December 7, 2017 at 10:34 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by Minimalist - December 7, 2017 at 12:51 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by The Grand Nudger - December 7, 2017 at 1:59 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by The Valkyrie - December 7, 2017 at 3:33 pm
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by LadyForCamus - December 9, 2017 at 12:19 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by LastPoet - December 9, 2017 at 6:58 am
RE: How to Make God Laugh - by vorlon13 - December 11, 2017 at 11:17 pm

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