So God was hanging out in Heaven with Peter discussing his vacation plans. He had been working hard lately and really needed to unwind.
"Why don't you go to Andromeda?" Peter asked.
"No. I just went there a century ago. I want to do something different."
"What about Orion's Belt? I hear that's pretty relaxing." Peter suggested.
"It is," God replied, "but the thing is that there just isn't much to DO there. It's boring."
After considering some more possibilities, Peter lit up, "Hey God, why don't you go to Earth?"
"Hell no!" God exclaimed, "Last time I went there I knocked up some Jewish chick ... they're STILL talkin' about it."
"Why don't you go to Andromeda?" Peter asked.
"No. I just went there a century ago. I want to do something different."
"What about Orion's Belt? I hear that's pretty relaxing." Peter suggested.
"It is," God replied, "but the thing is that there just isn't much to DO there. It's boring."
After considering some more possibilities, Peter lit up, "Hey God, why don't you go to Earth?"
"Hell no!" God exclaimed, "Last time I went there I knocked up some Jewish chick ... they're STILL talkin' about it."