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Help me catch the office coffee thief
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 27, 2017 at 4:19 pm
(November 27, 2017 at 4:17 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(November 27, 2017 at 1:42 pm)J a c k Wrote: I was discussing this in SLACK and got some fun and smart ideas. It made me think that there could be all kinds of clever ways to either catch this menace to society, or get back at them.

My office is an agency combo. We have a few agencies sharing the space. Our break room has five coffee makers, which belong to specific people. If you want to make coffee, you have to bring your coffee maker, coffee, and anything you need to brew it and prepare it. I have my name on top of mine: IVY’s.
I make my coffee every morning, so it’s ready by 8:30. I grab my mug and head to the break room already craving my coffee, when boom. I see it. The coffee maker. It’s empty. Someone has been taking MY coffee. Said person left a dollar under the maker the other day. The fuck?!

So, what should I do?

1. Replace coffee grounds/fill K-cup with human poop. 

2. Sit back and wait


Hope you're not going Catholic on us.
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Help me catch the office coffee thief

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Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 27, 2017 at 1:42 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by LastPoet - November 27, 2017 at 1:53 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Pat Mustard - November 27, 2017 at 3:07 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Whateverist - November 27, 2017 at 1:54 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Minimalist - November 27, 2017 at 1:56 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Aroura - November 27, 2017 at 2:01 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 27, 2017 at 2:21 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Losty - November 28, 2017 at 12:59 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 1:00 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Edwardo Piet - November 27, 2017 at 7:14 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Astreja - November 27, 2017 at 2:19 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 27, 2017 at 4:24 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by vorlon13 - November 27, 2017 at 2:25 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Fireball - November 27, 2017 at 2:40 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by brewer - November 27, 2017 at 2:47 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Jackalope - November 27, 2017 at 2:50 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by WinterHold - November 27, 2017 at 3:08 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by LadyForCamus - November 27, 2017 at 4:18 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by WinterHold - November 28, 2017 at 2:52 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Fireball - November 27, 2017 at 3:59 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 27, 2017 at 4:09 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Jackalope - November 27, 2017 at 4:13 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by LadyForCamus - November 27, 2017 at 4:17 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Whateverist - November 27, 2017 at 4:19 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by The Valkyrie - November 27, 2017 at 4:18 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Whateverist - November 27, 2017 at 4:25 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by LadyForCamus - November 27, 2017 at 4:28 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Whateverist - November 27, 2017 at 4:30 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Mr.Obvious - November 27, 2017 at 6:51 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Fireball - November 27, 2017 at 8:33 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by The Valkyrie - November 27, 2017 at 8:55 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by brewer - November 27, 2017 at 7:49 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 27, 2017 at 8:09 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Edwardo Piet - November 27, 2017 at 8:13 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Jackalope - November 27, 2017 at 8:13 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by I_am_not_mafia - November 28, 2017 at 11:56 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by I_am_not_mafia - November 28, 2017 at 11:48 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Mermaid - November 27, 2017 at 8:11 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Seraphina - November 27, 2017 at 11:23 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by The Valkyrie - November 27, 2017 at 11:37 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Seraphina - November 28, 2017 at 12:04 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Fireball - November 28, 2017 at 12:09 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by SteelCurtain - November 28, 2017 at 12:52 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Cod - November 28, 2017 at 11:27 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Crossless2.0 - November 28, 2017 at 11:38 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by RoadRunner79 - November 28, 2017 at 11:42 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by CapnAwesome - November 28, 2017 at 11:43 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Pat Mustard - November 28, 2017 at 11:55 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Edwardo Piet - November 28, 2017 at 1:27 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by I_am_not_mafia - November 28, 2017 at 2:48 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Edwardo Piet - November 28, 2017 at 6:30 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by CapnAwesome - November 28, 2017 at 3:30 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Losty - November 28, 2017 at 7:10 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by brewer - November 28, 2017 at 11:49 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by SteelCurtain - November 28, 2017 at 1:23 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 1:57 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Brian37 - November 28, 2017 at 2:18 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 2:21 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Brian37 - November 28, 2017 at 3:58 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 4:03 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Brian37 - November 28, 2017 at 4:13 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by vorlon13 - November 28, 2017 at 3:15 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 3:39 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by The Valkyrie - November 28, 2017 at 3:52 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Ravenshire - November 28, 2017 at 4:01 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by The Valkyrie - November 28, 2017 at 4:11 pm
?" - by Crossless2.0 - November 28, 2017 at 4:03 pm
RE: ?" - by The Valkyrie - November 28, 2017 at 4:10 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 4:04 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by I_am_not_mafia - November 28, 2017 at 6:46 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Edwardo Piet - November 28, 2017 at 6:51 pm

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