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Help me catch the office coffee thief
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
(November 27, 2017 at 11:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 27, 2017 at 11:23 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Just stick a Post-It note to your coffee maker:

"I have explosive diarrhea and projectile vomiting and I just licked the entire coffee maker. Use at your own risk".

Alternatively, you could low-key hang around the coffee maker area and spy on whomever is stealing it. And then confront them.

This thread reminded me of one of my favorite websites that shows notes people leave in situations like this - you might find some good ideas in there too.

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

I wouldn't piss in the coffee maker, though. Besides that being difficult to maneuver for someone without a penis to point and shoot, it just seems like a bridge too far. Smile

-Teresa

I have a new website to check out.

I wondr if I can submit the one I left on my letterbox for the idiot who kept dropping community newspapers into it.

After several polite attempts to stop it happening, I put one up that read, "Attention, paper delivery drone.  "Addressed mail only" also means NO FUCKING NEWSPAPERS!!"

It lasted a day.  I suspect the local postie removed it, but she denied it.

Hilarious Where were you before I met my wife!? Oh, right. The other side of the freakin' planet. Plus you're young enough to date my sons...

A true part of the Fireball's life, ca 22 years of age (that would be about 43 years ago). I went into a music shop to buy some music cassettes, because CDs were way in the future. There in the display case was a bunch of patches one could put (sew) on their clothing. One of those patches looked remarkably similar to the Ford blue oval logo...but said "Fuck", in the same script. Oh, Hell yes! I bought the three that they had left. My girlfriend at the time just rolled her eyes. The guy behind the counter told us that if someone asked for one, but wouldn't say the word, he wouldn't sell it to them. I put it on my Levi's denim jacket, and only took it off when I was wearing it in mufti on a Navy base (I was in the Navy at the time) and a certain Lieutenant took offense to it. Big Grin
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 27, 2017 at 1:42 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by LastPoet - November 27, 2017 at 1:53 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Pat Mustard - November 27, 2017 at 3:07 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Whateverist - November 27, 2017 at 1:54 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Minimalist - November 27, 2017 at 1:56 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Aroura - November 27, 2017 at 2:01 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 27, 2017 at 2:21 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Losty - November 28, 2017 at 12:59 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 1:00 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Edwardo Piet - November 27, 2017 at 7:14 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Astreja - November 27, 2017 at 2:19 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 27, 2017 at 4:24 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by vorlon13 - November 27, 2017 at 2:25 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Fireball - November 27, 2017 at 2:40 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by brewer - November 27, 2017 at 2:47 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Jackalope - November 27, 2017 at 2:50 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by WinterHold - November 27, 2017 at 3:08 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by LadyForCamus - November 27, 2017 at 4:18 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by WinterHold - November 28, 2017 at 2:52 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Fireball - November 27, 2017 at 3:59 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 27, 2017 at 4:09 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Jackalope - November 27, 2017 at 4:13 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by LadyForCamus - November 27, 2017 at 4:17 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Whateverist - November 27, 2017 at 4:19 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by The Valkyrie - November 27, 2017 at 4:18 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Whateverist - November 27, 2017 at 4:25 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by LadyForCamus - November 27, 2017 at 4:28 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Whateverist - November 27, 2017 at 4:30 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Mr.Obvious - November 27, 2017 at 6:51 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Fireball - November 27, 2017 at 8:33 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by The Valkyrie - November 27, 2017 at 8:55 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by brewer - November 27, 2017 at 7:49 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 27, 2017 at 8:09 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Edwardo Piet - November 27, 2017 at 8:13 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Jackalope - November 27, 2017 at 8:13 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by I_am_not_mafia - November 28, 2017 at 11:56 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by I_am_not_mafia - November 28, 2017 at 11:48 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Mermaid - November 27, 2017 at 8:11 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Seraphina - November 27, 2017 at 11:23 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by The Valkyrie - November 27, 2017 at 11:37 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Seraphina - November 28, 2017 at 12:04 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Fireball - November 28, 2017 at 12:09 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by SteelCurtain - November 28, 2017 at 12:52 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Cod - November 28, 2017 at 11:27 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Crossless2.0 - November 28, 2017 at 11:38 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by RoadRunner79 - November 28, 2017 at 11:42 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by CapnAwesome - November 28, 2017 at 11:43 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Pat Mustard - November 28, 2017 at 11:55 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Edwardo Piet - November 28, 2017 at 1:27 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by I_am_not_mafia - November 28, 2017 at 2:48 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Edwardo Piet - November 28, 2017 at 6:30 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by CapnAwesome - November 28, 2017 at 3:30 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Losty - November 28, 2017 at 7:10 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by brewer - November 28, 2017 at 11:49 am
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by SteelCurtain - November 28, 2017 at 1:23 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 1:57 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Brian37 - November 28, 2017 at 2:18 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 2:21 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Brian37 - November 28, 2017 at 3:58 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 4:03 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Brian37 - November 28, 2017 at 4:13 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by vorlon13 - November 28, 2017 at 3:15 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 3:39 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by The Valkyrie - November 28, 2017 at 3:52 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Ravenshire - November 28, 2017 at 4:01 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by The Valkyrie - November 28, 2017 at 4:11 pm
?" - by Crossless2.0 - November 28, 2017 at 4:03 pm
RE: ?" - by The Valkyrie - November 28, 2017 at 4:10 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by J a c k - November 28, 2017 at 4:04 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by I_am_not_mafia - November 28, 2017 at 6:46 pm
RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief - by Edwardo Piet - November 28, 2017 at 6:51 pm

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