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Damn churchbells!
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RE: Damn churchbells!
Hey I'm with you buddy, but we've been paying the guy for centuries. We wouldn't need all the bells if he had left his proper address in his resume. Apparently his qualifications weren't the only thing he mislead us about.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Damn churchbells! - by Emancipated - August 17, 2011 at 9:37 pm
RE: Damn churchbells! - by Minimalist - August 17, 2011 at 10:24 pm
RE: Damn churchbells! - by Emancipated - August 19, 2011 at 3:07 am
RE: Damn churchbells! - by Minimalist - August 19, 2011 at 12:13 pm
RE: Damn churchbells! - by The Grand Nudger - August 17, 2011 at 11:09 pm
RE: Damn churchbells! - by The Grand Nudger - August 19, 2011 at 9:10 am
RE: Damn churchbells! - by Kayenneh - August 19, 2011 at 9:25 am
RE: Damn churchbells! - by The Grand Nudger - August 19, 2011 at 9:26 am
RE: Damn churchbells! - by Darwinian - August 19, 2011 at 12:17 pm
RE: Damn churchbells! - by frankiej - August 19, 2011 at 12:26 pm
RE: Damn churchbells! - by The Grand Nudger - August 19, 2011 at 12:34 pm
RE: Damn churchbells! - by frankiej - August 19, 2011 at 12:35 pm
RE: Damn churchbells! - by The Grand Nudger - August 19, 2011 at 12:50 pm
RE: Damn churchbells! - by 8BitAtheist - August 20, 2011 at 1:25 am
RE: Damn churchbells! - by Cinjin - August 20, 2011 at 3:05 am
RE: Damn churchbells! - by 8BitAtheist - August 21, 2011 at 3:57 pm
RE: Damn churchbells! - by Emancipated - August 22, 2011 at 8:06 am
RE: Damn churchbells! - by Kayenneh - August 20, 2011 at 4:35 am
RE: Damn churchbells! - by The Grand Nudger - August 20, 2011 at 6:07 am
RE: Damn churchbells! - by The Grand Nudger - August 21, 2011 at 5:21 pm
RE: Damn churchbells! - by Minimalist - August 21, 2011 at 6:43 pm
RE: Damn churchbells! - by Darth - August 22, 2011 at 2:09 am

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