One blonde joke opens the flood gates to many more.
A blonde woman is driving down the road in her Volkswagen beetle, when she sees another blonde broken down on the side of the road, also with a Volkswagen beetle.
"What's the matter?", asks our heroine after she pulls up to give assistance.
The other blonde, obviously distressed, leads her to the front of the cars and opens the bonnet (hood, for you weird Americans), "My car stopped suddenly, and when I went to check the engine, it was gone!"
Our heroine smiles and pats the other blonde on the shoulder reassuringly, "You're in luck," she says, smiling, "I have a spare engine in the boot! (trunk, to you weird Americans).
A blonde woman is driving down the road in her Volkswagen beetle, when she sees another blonde broken down on the side of the road, also with a Volkswagen beetle.
"What's the matter?", asks our heroine after she pulls up to give assistance.
The other blonde, obviously distressed, leads her to the front of the cars and opens the bonnet (hood, for you weird Americans), "My car stopped suddenly, and when I went to check the engine, it was gone!"
Our heroine smiles and pats the other blonde on the shoulder reassuringly, "You're in luck," she says, smiling, "I have a spare engine in the boot! (trunk, to you weird Americans).
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
