What's black and white and red all over?
A nun with multiple stab wounds.
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How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
A nun with multiple stab wounds.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"