RE: How to Make God Laugh
December 7, 2017 at 12:03 am
(This post was last modified: December 7, 2017 at 12:04 am by LadyForCamus.)
(November 23, 2017 at 12:04 am)vulcanlogician Wrote:(November 22, 2017 at 11:45 pm)pool the matey Wrote: God knows everything.
I never understood where people got this idea. A cursory reading of the bible reveals that God doesn't know a lot of stuff. He asked Adam if he had eaten the fruit. He should have already known! He asked Cain where his brother was. He experienced regret after the flood. He had to send angels to find out if there were really just men in Sodom. And that's just Genesis.
So why does God ask these things if he already knows them? Is he just fucking with people?
But...that's the old testament. Doesn't count. *eats popcorn*
(November 30, 2017 at 10:53 am)Drich Wrote:(November 22, 2017 at 11:39 pm)Succubus Wrote: Ask this omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent god if he can change his mind?
Only if and when He wants too.
That makes no sense.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
Wiser words were never spoken.
