(fake) CNN: It snowed on the eastern seaboard last night and the first family awoke and were shocked to find the words "FUCK TRUMP" urinated on the white house lawn.
The FBI investigated and found it was Al Frankens urine but, it was in Rosie O'Donnell's handwriting.
The FBI investigated and found it was Al Frankens urine but, it was in Rosie O'Donnell's handwriting.