A man climbed a mountain to speak to the wise man at the top.
When he got there he asked.
"How to I gain enlightenment?"
To which the Wise man answered.
"First you must deal with all your faults"
The man thought a while, then asked.
"How will I know all my faults?"
To which the wise man answered.
"Do not worry yourself, merely go home to your wife, then criticise one aspect of her" He paused "shortly afterwards you will receive a comprehensive list of all of your faults"
When he got there he asked.
"How to I gain enlightenment?"
To which the Wise man answered.
"First you must deal with all your faults"
The man thought a while, then asked.
"How will I know all my faults?"
To which the wise man answered.
"Do not worry yourself, merely go home to your wife, then criticise one aspect of her" He paused "shortly afterwards you will receive a comprehensive list of all of your faults"
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
