I once sat on a screwdriver and it hurt my butthole so much I couldn't talk for a few minutes. And for a few seconds I could barely breathe.
And by "screwdriver" I don't mean a vodka and orange mixer. I mean a big fucking screwdriver with a big red handle.
This story is 100% true. And it was the most painful experience of my life.
Thankfully, it didn't penetrate far and there was no damage.
For starters . . . I flinched so fast it couldn't get very far up. Thank goodness I didn't sit down hard.
But yeah... it wasn't great.
That's as close to a nightmare I have experienced. But I was awake and this actually happened!
And by "screwdriver" I don't mean a vodka and orange mixer. I mean a big fucking screwdriver with a big red handle.
This story is 100% true. And it was the most painful experience of my life.
Thankfully, it didn't penetrate far and there was no damage.
For starters . . . I flinched so fast it couldn't get very far up. Thank goodness I didn't sit down hard.
But yeah... it wasn't great.
That's as close to a nightmare I have experienced. But I was awake and this actually happened!