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DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ?

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DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ?
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RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ?
December 12, 2017 at 10:03 pm
(December 11, 2017 at 9:30 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: OK, I'll calm down.

Yeah, I'm suffused with powerful narcotics these days and maybe I misheard something on Sirius/XM (POTUS?  Idunno, can only turn the thing on and off now, can't remember the presets or decipher the display hieroglyphics  anymore)

Anyhow, projected voter turn out in Alabama tomorrow is in the 20% range.

All together now:

Jesus fucking Christ!


And where I'm headed with this is, if the voter turnout is that low (and I'll spot you another 5) and fucking Moore still wins, I am going to have an actual shit hemorrhage here after the election.

Be advised.

And also note, I'm experiencing hideous narcotic based constipation these days, I'm NOT bluffing about an actual shit hemorrhage.

I'm armed, I'm primed, and I ready to lay waste a vast area in a demonstration of my ultimate turd power.


Do not doubt me.


Grrrrrrrr.

Alabama was "Shittyfluted"
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DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ?

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DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by vorlon13 - December 11, 2017 at 9:30 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by DLJ - December 11, 2017 at 9:38 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Anomalocaris - December 11, 2017 at 9:41 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Brian37 - December 12, 2017 at 12:52 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Amarok - December 11, 2017 at 10:21 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Minimalist - December 11, 2017 at 10:33 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Mister Agenda - December 12, 2017 at 10:31 am
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Anomalocaris - December 11, 2017 at 10:23 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Seraphina - December 11, 2017 at 10:52 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Minimalist - December 11, 2017 at 11:05 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by chimp3 - December 11, 2017 at 11:09 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Anomalocaris - December 11, 2017 at 11:14 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Seraphina - December 11, 2017 at 11:30 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Rev. Rye - December 11, 2017 at 11:38 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Pat Mustard - December 12, 2017 at 2:55 am
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Divinity - December 12, 2017 at 2:00 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Edwardo Piet - December 12, 2017 at 10:42 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Minimalist - December 11, 2017 at 11:14 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Rev. Rye - December 11, 2017 at 11:22 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Anomalocaris - December 11, 2017 at 11:28 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by chimp3 - December 11, 2017 at 11:33 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by vorlon13 - December 12, 2017 at 10:29 am
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by henryp - December 12, 2017 at 11:38 am
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Pat Mustard - December 12, 2017 at 11:50 am
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by henryp - December 12, 2017 at 12:22 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by vorlon13 - December 12, 2017 at 12:17 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Rev. Rye - December 12, 2017 at 12:25 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by brewer - December 12, 2017 at 10:01 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Brian37 - December 12, 2017 at 10:03 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Cecelia - December 12, 2017 at 10:06 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Rev. Rye - December 12, 2017 at 10:18 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Seraphina - December 12, 2017 at 10:29 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Rev. Rye - December 12, 2017 at 11:00 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by bennyboy - December 12, 2017 at 10:31 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Seraphina - December 12, 2017 at 11:25 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Rev. Rye - December 12, 2017 at 11:27 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Seraphina - December 12, 2017 at 11:33 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by chimp3 - December 12, 2017 at 11:58 pm
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Anomalocaris - December 13, 2017 at 12:32 am
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by The Valkyrie - December 13, 2017 at 12:50 am
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Minimalist - December 13, 2017 at 1:17 am
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Rev. Rye - December 13, 2017 at 1:43 am
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Wyrd of Gawd - December 13, 2017 at 3:31 am
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Brian37 - December 13, 2017 at 6:24 am
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Anomalocaris - December 13, 2017 at 6:41 am
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Brian37 - December 13, 2017 at 6:49 am
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Pat Mustard - December 13, 2017 at 6:42 am
RE: DaFUQ is this Roy Moore election shit ? - by Rev. Rye - December 13, 2017 at 10:53 am

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