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How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?

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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?

December 14, 2017 at 6:03 pm

I can't have my death be reported to the appropriate authorities and becoming a matter of public record, because I'd like for my surviving loved ones to stow my corpse away in the home of my most hated enemy; Whomever that may be at my time of death.

Lol...The stench, bewilderment, the horrific discovery followed by the questions, suspicion, and scrutiny.
And maybe, just maybe an arrest and/or conviction...A final ha-ha! from beyond the grave.

Or I'll just have my remains donated the nearby medical college.

Either/or.

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How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes? - by Whateverist - December 14, 2017 at 3:27 pm

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