(December 15, 2017 at 11:13 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: In a town in Spain, there is a tradition after a bullfight to serve the mayor the bull's testicles.Dude! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! My guts ache! I can't stop laughing!
One night, after a bullfight, the mayor asks the waiter, "Funny, why are they so small today?"
"Sir, today the bull won."
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
